I am about as ordinary as a flying pike that can sing like Barbara Streisand.
I would live in a massive Oatcake if I could.
My sense of humour is so dark, it's impossible to see at night.
You are not funny, I just laugh at everything.
I have to be on time, except when I am late.
I like the smell of a fresh lawn of grass.
I listen to good music through my ears.
I don't do mornings very well. Don't I sound interesting ha! Goodnight.